Exciting New Adventure in Constantinople! It's Sure to be a Turkish Delight. Ha, ha... ha... ha?

Hey, just a word or two from your BRAND NEW FAVORITE BOY BAND EVER! GOP, that is, totally not The 1975. Why would you even think that. You fascist.

Straight to business! We're all about to take a sweet trek... BACK IN TIME! Oh, YEAH! You'll have the TIME of your life! Ha, ha... ha... ha?

To Constantinople we go, for a glorious Summer Spree in that blessed era when Istanbul was Constantinople now it's Istanbul what was Constantinople is Istanbul not Constantinople why did Constantinople get the works that's nobodies business but the Terx!!!!

And who should be providing entertainment for this event but EVERYONE'S FAVORITE BOY BAND EVER what do you mean The Arctic Monkeys don't be ridiculous go to your room.

Part Luxury Cruise, part Survival Challenge, part Suicide Assistance for Loonies with a Death Wish, it's a blast for gullible spenders of all ages!

The trip will feature no less than TWO (2) separate concerts by THE BEST BOY BAND EVER stop talking about The Killers or we'll be the ones killing you, GOP!!! Tickets on sale now! Preorder before they're gone! Oh yeah!*

*Tickets start at $1,850. For more information, go to: