Mysterious Duck Flu Strikes again!

Look out! Beware! Be warned! Duck flu is spreading! Are YOU infected? Check in with your local doctor today!

Your local doctor lives in the Molache Molemen Secret Police Interrogation Room. This is purely coincidental, and should not be taken as threatening. Just check right in and never worry again!

About the flu, we mean. Haha.

Moland Smith, Head Mole of the Public Executions Dept.